John Carlson: This a great match between these two competitors, they are giving it their all.
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Ken Schram: That's right, Jon. And look at that beautiful maneuver...
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Suddenly, Ryu Dokita appears on the TitanTron and starts to speak.
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Ryu: Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, SBW. Can I have your attention, please?
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John Carlson: What the...? Ryu is going to give us his answer NOW?! In the middle of a match?
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Ken Schram: Oh, man! That Ryu, always full of surprises.
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Everyone in the area is tuned in to Ryu now and are waiting to see what he has to say...
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Ryu: Thank you for your undivided attention. I've taken control of the TitanTron to give you this announcement--no, this declaration--the time has come for me to be a champion. I want gold around my waist and I will go through ANYONE to get it. I don't if it's in Signs of the Evil or Road To Survival. I will appear on both shows to face whoever to become a champion. & if I can't beat you fairly in a match I have NO problem using underhanded tactics to take you out. I don't care who I have to injure to get to that gold; now, I don't want it just handed to me, oh no no no no, I just want to put EVERYONE on notice that I will stop at NOTHING to get it. Also, I have this little issue by the name of The Phenominal Matt that I am willing to pay $5000 for someone to permanently take care of. Eliminate him from my life. I have better things to do. Oh, one last thing, and this is directed at RTS, gentlemen, the first shot in this war has just been fired by yours truly. Man up or stand down. That's all. Thank you for your attention and good night.
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The Titantron flashes and everyone is eerily quiet and slightly confused.
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John Carlson: ...uh, ladies & gentlemen, Ryu is DEFINITELY full of surprises...
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Ken Schram: WWait, did he just put out a hit on Matt for 5k? Ryu is demented! I wonder who will take him up on his offer...?